Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates

Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Updates

This article has collection of funny facebook status.Now you do not need to visit different paged to search funny status.just copy and paste given below status and update on your facebook wall.This will amaze your friends and make your wall attractive for facebook friends.
1) I'm a responsible person. People are always saying "I know you're responsible for this."
2) decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
3) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
4) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5) Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
6) ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
7) scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
8) Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
9) The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
10) Cut here —————–✄———————-
11) I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
12) I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
13) Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
14) I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
15) ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
16) a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
17) X is Loading ████████████ 99%
18) remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
19) Relationships are like Tom & Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other.
20) I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead…

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